Dominated open mic tonight. I don't feel bad saying that because the strangers were calling me "phenomenal" and said I should quit whatever I'm doing, go to California, get famous and do lots of drugs.

It was probably their blood-alcohol content. All I know is that those songs on the myspace stopped being an accurate representation a while ago. Change is required.

Feeling pretty good, until Sherman started with his Fortune 500 brain teasers.

Once a simpleton, always an idiot.